// i am way too tired to deal with this 

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// does anyone know why a dishwasher would start leaking? //

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notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

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Reblog this if you don’t take dropped threads personally

Im doing a little test to prove to my friend that most RPers don’t get offended or take it personally if threads get dropped and understand that muses can be fickle or you lose the feel of a thread and that’s okay.

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  #ooc



Thief {open}

Ari wandered through the market, doing what she did every time she stopped someplace that had one: getting food. Due to her lack of money, she had to steal the food. Normally she could get something without the vendor noticing, but this time she was unlucky and was spotted when she grabbed a loaf of bread. As she ran from the shouting baker, she crashed into someone. “Oh gods, I’m sorry!”

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Idiot {open}

Idiot. You’re such an idiot. You knew they were close, so why didn’t you take more precautions? Now this… this happened. Idiot… The same thoughts kept repeating through Ari’s head as she stumbled through the street, looking for someplace safe to stop.

A few days earlier, in the last town she had stopped in, the Erasers had almost caught up to her. She spotted them as she was leaving the town. Despite knowing how close they were, she hadn’t taken more precautions then she usually did. And now they had found her.

Ari had just settled down for the night in an abandoned warehouse when three of the wolf hybrids attacked. Before she had time to react, one of them had grabbed her and injured one of her wings. She managed to get free and dodged the claws of the second, but the third’s claws managed scratch her arm. A few good kicks and punches from Ari seemed to slow them down for a little, but just as she hit one, another would come after her. The rest of the fight blurred together, but she could remember that it ended with her using her psychic abilities to knock all three of them out at once.

As soon as it was over, she ran from the warehouse. She had hoped to get out of town, but as her adrenaline rush subsided, she noticed she was far more injured than she thought. At the very least her wing was sprained, and the cuts on her arm were bleeding too much to be from shallow wounds. Additionally, her pant leg had started to feel sticky and a sharp pain shot through her leg every time she stepped. She knew needed to stop soon and tend to her wounds before she passed out from blood loss. With no other option in sight, Ari ducked into another abandoned building, where she promptly collapsed, too exhausted and lightheaded from blood loss to worry about finding a place to hide in the building

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A Moment of Peace {open}

Ari sat on the roof of a several story tall building, legs dangling over the edge, watching the city below her. The wind blew her hair in her face no matter how hard she tried to keep it back, so she gave up and let the fiery strands obscure some of her view. A small smile graced her features as she watched the people and cars, all of which looked so tiny from her position, hurrying along. This situation, the bustle of city mixed with the peaceful, almost isolated feel of her seat above them, made her feel relaxed. She was so caught up in this moment of content, she didn’t notice that someone had joined her on the roof.

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// unless something comes up, i will do replies tomorrow. i owe replies to washingroyalsocks, pleasedonotpetliamofarendelle, and thetrailsman on this account and mask-of-death on my other one. if you’re not one of the ones i mentioned and i owe you please let me know.

right now i’m gonna repost old open starters and then lurk for a little while. //

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What house do you think MUN would be in in Hogwarts?

mollyscarlethooper:

Bonus points for muse and/or reason! 

Not my gif

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lookwithyourelfeyes:

I really hate doing this, but it’s gone from a sort of problem to a “I could be homeless again and lose my dog.”

A few months ago, the first Sunday of my Spring Break, my mother went into the hospital and had half her foot amputated. We were previously living on $900 a month (her child support/alimony) in our house, because we were also giving my brother money for his rent at college. Well, after she went into the hospital, the home I was living in because unsafe. I spent the last three months of school house hopping between friends (ask Haley and Justin, I lived with them both).

When my mom was released from the hospital, we were told we weren’t welcome back at our house (we were living with my grandmother, who my mom worked for as a home health care assistant). We spent most of June in motels until we found the apartment we’re currently living in. It’s not much, but it’s a roof over our head and somewhere air conditioned. The thing, though, is that my dog. She’s been staying with my brother, but he’s going back to college soon, and we’re terrified of what’s going to happen. She can’t stay with us here, due to her size. My brother found an apartment that will accept her size, but we can’t afford the pet deposit ($150), nor the pet rent ($50 added on to his normal $360 rent), and stay alive ourselves.

I hate asking for this, but our only option if we don’t get extra money in is bringing her to a shelter, where they’ll put her down right away due to her age (she’s 10). My mom won’t be cleared to work for another two months, and no one will hire a 17 year old without prior working experience. After seeing this whole DashCon fiasco and that potato salad guy getting $40k, I’m hoping to get enough to save my dog and my family.

Any amount is appreciated if you can give, if you can’t, I’d appreciate you spreading the word.

Thank you so much!

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askthe-knights
I ain't biting no more butts.-Gwaine. (I don't think they've ever talked even, but I had to.)

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

Umm.. okay?

Hm, chickens, pies…the crown a few times, but Merlin makes me give it back every damn time!-Gwaine.

*laughs harder* I’ve pretty much just taken food, but the crown could be fun to steal sometime.

Go head try it, it’s not hard at all….just snatch it right off his head and run.-Gwaine.

I’ll try to remember to try that the next time I see him.

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askthe-knights
I ain't biting no more butts.-Gwaine. (I don't think they've ever talked even, but I had to.)

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

Umm.. okay?

Hm, chickens, pies…the crown a few times, but Merlin makes me give it back every damn time!-Gwaine.

*laughs harder* I’ve pretty much just taken food, but the crown could be fun to steal sometime.

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askthe-knights
I ain't biting no more butts.-Gwaine. (I don't think they've ever talked even, but I had to.)

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

Umm.. okay?

He might have said stuff about you throwing things at him, but never about stealing….what do you steal?-Gwaine.

…Nothing.

*Smriks.* Are you sure about that?-Gwaine.

….Okay, I haven’t stolen anything important.

Oh yeah? I’ve stolen a lot of things myself, from our little princess.-Gwaine.

*laughs* Really? Like what?

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askthe-knights
I ain't biting no more butts.-Gwaine. (I don't think they've ever talked even, but I had to.)

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

askthe-knights:

ari-theavianamerican:

Umm.. okay?

He might have said stuff about you throwing things at him, but never about stealing….what do you steal?-Gwaine.

…Nothing.

*Smriks.* Are you sure about that?-Gwaine.

….Okay, I haven’t stolen anything important.

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Reblog if it is okay to talk to the Mun in private…

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